This isn't nearly as low-brow/shamefully topical as their preview headline for Hulk Hogan's 30th Wrestlemania.

*Sees headline, sees update, cums*

That's nothing. Rick Ross once told me he saved my life by intercepting the Geo Metro of my would-be killer Mike, the Little Caesar's delivery guy.

+1

Not to be outdone, Ryan Lochte responded by showing the same exuberance after opening a Colt 45 with nothing but his ass cheeks.

+1 too many

Recklessly obscured by bullshit? Are we sure this thing didn't plow through Romney headquarters??

"What do you want me to do—tell you how bad my life is, how shitty it is?"

+1

Scully's homage still pales in comparison to Bobby Valentine's leanings towards Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Ryan: YA PUT OUT ONE LITTLE VIDEO YEARS AGO AND PEOPLE ARE STILL ON YOU AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?

"I don't know why I do all Caps. It just looks better to me."

+1

Slamsterdam

"Redneck Euphoria" is also coincidentally a common entry in Walgreens's creative new Name Your Local Aisles campaign.

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

The Repaintments

Could that be any more of an avoidant/ spineless statement? Is Johnnie Cochrane writing these releases from the grave now? "The NFL Officiating Department... supports the decision not to overturn the on-field ruling..." Nothing about the actual initial call itself?

Mike O'Malley?

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