Minor quip: I get what you mean, but "too big to fail" is more of a reference to the idea that the government will unconditionally bail out an entity because of the perceived catastrophic fallout of not doing so, rather than in the sense that an entity is simply too successful/popular to experience any kind of…

+1

"It's to avoid, in those early summer games, the setting sun being directly in the batter's eye."

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Merril Hoge intended to start a similar tie-tossing tradition with his son's Pop Warner team. Little Timmy will be missed.

Looks like Rogers has come to the end of the road on this one.

When betting on the Browns, America always covers.

+1 Elliott Smith tune

Purchasing for Bobby Fischer

awesome.

+1,000 dinner rolls/salads

Garbled voice over drive-thru speaker: If I was there, I'd punch you right in the mouth!

+1 spin of the turnstile

+1 Tommy

+1

"You so weren't listening when I said the best cooks are in the desert."

"This probably is a case of name misappropriation, butttt we're gunna take the high road and let it slide. Congrats and good luck - it's yours!"

Showing Vin Mazzaro how to 'blow the big one' has the same intellectual delta as showing Paula Deen how to uncoil a Cinnabon.

"Must we always focus on punctuation and orientation?"