James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

Yes, yes I did. That would be very surprising if it were Josh Hamilton!

He also gets lots of super hot babes with big breasts, also!

“You’re hired!” — Ruben Amaro, Jr., in a brief moment of forgetfulness

Why does he catch like he’s not even familiar with the concept of catching things?

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Except that he didn’t play, and wasn’t on the bench. In fact, he’s playing for Sunderland. Otherwise a solid effort, though.

So he’d be OK with a “troubled man” following a little boy into the men’s room? The fuck???

Jay Cutler has zero chill.

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Uh, excuse me, Samer, but “Gronk Lite” is actually the high-intensity illumination device used to draw Gronk to parties, much like a bug zapper, except with far, far more cans of Busch Light built into it.

What a reach.

When Russell Wilson was asked to give his opinion, he said “nah, I’ll pass.”

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

I really, desperately, want to know where exactly the life-size Ben Wallace comes down on the question of how tall actual Ben Wallace is. The only Amazon review says it’s “not as tall as I thought”. Is that because the doll doesn’t actually approximate Ben Wallace’s size (fro included?), or because Ben Wallace isn’t…

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Bruno Mars was a fantastic halftime show. He is an incredible showman, and the music is pretty damn good too.

Some how the fact that taping was legal before 2007 was left off this. Also taping is still legal as long as you don’t do it from the sidelines...Funny how that was left off.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.