Am I the only person on the planet who thought he was making a sarcastic comment to himself when he said he’d killed them all?

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

And to Columbia. Or else 125th St will burn

He should write an apology Letter to the Philippians.

Dwight Howard is the NBA equivalent to a frozen hamburger

[plays video]

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

I really hope Terrelle Pryor can have a real NFL career. He is, hands down, the most unbelievable high school athlete I’ve ever seen (he was the best player in the country in football and a top 50 recruit in hoops). He’s arguably the best high school football player in Pennsylvania history, too. 4000 passing yards and…

My reaction at the thought of Terrelle Pryor starting at WR (and thus fulfilling my 50+% plays from wildcat).

Very unlikely since he normally will drive pretty far to take a shot.

“THIS HERM EDWARDS I CALL JON GRUDEN BECAUSE HE SHOUTS AT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOTBALL ON ESPN”

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

Sage Northcutt sounds like a brand of bacon or chewing tobacco.

Just by that expression I can tell he says “Chaaa” instead of “Yeah”

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.

Wait, I don’t think there has there ever been a “PORN STARS: Ranked” list, right?

Steelers fan so there is some bias but:

I went to bed after the first quarter of Monday’s game. The Browns were trailing 17-3 at the time, so I thought this was over. This was easily the best decision I've made in some time.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.