your son is gonna go absolutely bat shit insane under your reign.

ed sheeran, fucking kill me.

you aren’t a funny person, don’t make the same mistake your father made by reproducing.

no one cares virgin

your 14 year old is ferociously beating his meat literally any chance he has more than 17 seconds of free time.

went to school in glenside, blue comet’s a great spot.

well that’s just preposterous.

might have missed the point here hoss.

Fat lazy uneducated white people are at their most ambitious when it comes to making sure brown people aren’t equals.

I know I for one am SHOCKED at this idea.

The food usually sucks, if I have one more person tell me they’re making their “famous” buffalo chicken dip I’m offing myself. Buffalo chicken dip is a gluttonous garbage food and nothing anyone does makes it special, unique, or “famous.

this is the take I’m here for.

phillies fans are fine, eagles fans are garbage humans who worship a fictional scumbag boxer and suffer from an insane inferiority complex. eagles fans who becomes phillies fans when they are relevant are still eagles fans. by in large I wish eagles fans would line up for bleach cocktails.

signed,

you are not right here. do a little research on this.

yup. Americans unfortunately are a selfish group unwilling to make literally even the smallest sacrifice in order to leave the world a better place a hundred years from now. When the ability to shoot watermelons on weekends with your buddies is more important than the lives of innocent people you don’t deserve oxygen…

and largely that stupidity is a point of pride, growing up in an area filled with “real american gun nuts” was eye opening to the levels of stupidity and ignorance one can have.

factual

first time long time Mike. My son keeps telling me that he might like guys? Mike, is that violation? Can I beat it out of him?! Mike are you there? Okay I’ll hang up and listen. Go BIRDS E-A-G-L-E-S.

drive off a cliff chief. christ almighty.

I’m much the same as yourself. I just really like listening to people that I find somewhat interesting.