The detail of Chidi correcting “Oral” to “Moral” just kills me.

He’s also written extensively on moral particularism. You have to be kidding me, show.

For those wondering, Claire Danes’ father-in-law is indeed a philosophy professor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Dancy

Wow - Clare Danes is married to Hugh Dacey from Hannibal - who’s dad is a philosophy professor. TIL! These guys really *do* do their homework

Kristen Bell posted a photo on Instagram of the ethics homework made by the props department, and of course it is hilarious and impressive the level of thought they put in making it fit perfectly for each character.

Long answer: yes.

There’s also the possibility that Michael is only focusing on bad actions and blind to good ones. If “Stealing a loaf of bread” is a 17-point loss, it is still possible that “Feeding a starving child” is a 50-point gain, making “Stealing a loaf of bread to feed a starving child” a net gain of 33.

Hush and finish your frozen yogurt before it melts.

I looked like the Scream painting when Jake did the thing. SO perfect, I didn’t see that happening at all.

Items that didn’t make Stephen Crockett’s list:

Not actually how that works. By providing you with the situations in the referenced episodes in South Park and explaining how the attached concepts work, I provided you every bit of explanation you demanded.

You chose to ignore that, and continue to insist on an explanation that had been delivered—with evidence and…

This article does not sound all that outraged to me. I’m under the impression that Damon wanted us to appreciate the way that this statue has quietly aged from the kind of unexamined paternalism that was commonplace in Foster’s lifetime into a jaw-dropping piece of unintentional self-parody.

Studio head: Yes, I said affair. It’s not rape if the woman is wearing light fabric and there’s soft lighting in the shot... I’m confused... what do you mean by “coercion” and what is consent? We don’t have time for those buzzwords. Just use soft lighting!

Except it’s NOT a single-player MMO. It just seems that way until you really start playing around with the Gambit system and coming up with creative combinations to destroy enemies.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

YES! Also, I’m glad that someone else saw Sky High. It was cheesy, but oh-so-enjoyable.

She was also pretty good as Principal Powers in Sky High, especially when she tells the villains, “What a waste. I can’t do anything more to help you. I’m not Wonder Woman, you know.”