If we’re able to nominate comments to be moderated out of the conversation, I vote for tooshyman’s comment. Further, I’d be okay if something heavy fell on Tooshyman.

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

Jet fuel can melt draft picks!

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

You forgot dribbling.

Gonna take everything in me not to do the same thing to my TV in four days years.

So this is Aaron Rodgers’ dad...

This is why Trump is President. There are too many Americans out there that think that the answer to your football team losing a game is to destroy the TV on which you watched the game.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

He didn’t “break the play,” that was a designed roll out. The video starts a little late, but the left guard is going with him as a blocker right from the snap. If he didn’t know Rodgers was going to end up out there, then there is no reason for him to pull out like that.

Probably, but unlike Collinsworth blowing loads when Brady throws a 5-yard out, Rodgers was tossing fucking miracles pretty regularly throughout the game. Green Bay really had no business being competitive in that game, but they had Aaron Rodgers. I’m in no way a GB fan, but fuck man...that dude is good. 

Or the missed defensive holding calls against Davante Adams. 

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

I knew Bowser looked familiar

Agreed. When in reality it’s a case of “well, it’s on the internet already”, the headline led me to believe FB couldn’t delete this dead girls profile or something. 12 is so young.

I find the headline misleading. When I clicked I expected it to be that FB was refusing to remove the video for whatever reason- instead it’s people sharing, which FB can’t be privy to every post. Using “can’t GET FB” to delete implies FB is actively refusing.

This is the only time that anyone should quote an Adam Sandler movie.

Nah, that guy immediately realized he was an idiot and had done something dumb that made his life worse and cost him money. Trump voters are never going to figure that out, they’ll just keep blaming the liburuls.

Don’t worry. He’s gonna replace the ACA. Right away. Just don’t ask him with what. Even three years after he repeals it and keeps claiming he has a plan to replace it right away, don’t bother asking him what the plan is. When he claims he did replace it, don’t bother asking what he replaced it with. when he claims…

Is your neighbor unable to just walk it over?