Little does everyone know they also drink something that's been the primary fire retardant for as long as we had fire...

You can gauge how good or bad a movie will be based on the amount of "informative" text that appears in the trailer. Based on the amount here, it's not looking good.

He has two children. So either A) he's being blackmailed with his children as leverage or B) bane is his son

The entire family works nights?

Someone on slashdot pointed this out - why in the middle of the afternoon is the family sleeping?

I always thought they should have made fun of how many times Daniel Jackson died more.

True. I only upgraded because I had a 3G and decided it was slow enough and I wasn't getting any cool things (like the new iOS, multitasking, encrypted emails...)

The moment I realized it was a POS is when I asked nearly verbatim the same question that was asked on tv and SIRI had no damn clue what I was talking about (even understood all of my words correctly). The question asked on TV is "Do you think it will snow today?" which SIRI responds to. I asked "Do you think it'll…

Couldn't they compare the redshift estimated values for each proposed event with the actual measurements to more accurately determine which is more likely?

Here's a glitch I just had in Skyward Sword with a boss disappearing on me.

God getting an image of it to display was painful...

"It isn't an overall charged molecule."

Yeah the base (wow I didn't even mean that pun...) of the joke was that clearly the author really doesn't get pH or pOH at all and was trying to do a comparison but didn't use units. I know pH and pOH technically don't have units but the way the comparison was made made me laugh.

I did enjoy the "The worst is WarHeads Sour Spray, only 0.6 less acid than battery acid." line.

Uh exactly. This is how companies can file to get domain names from squatters.

Surrogates?

Now we get Fox telling us this "It's a microwave emmitter. It was meant to vaporize the enemies land supply"

Can I rephrase it?

exactly! Stress like this will cause this issue in nearly any form of life.

Magneto also apparently commands some sort of weird ass creature that looks like what you fight in the sewers in the SNES Ninja Turtles game. (at like 9:30 in this)