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DazedAndConfused
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Yeah! If they didn’t already know that we’ve ALWAYS been at war with Oceania, they might as well learn it now.

It’s Kanye Westworld.

Here are the pics with nothing else done but the backgrounds removed:

It’s very Tomb Raider.

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“God bless you for not screaming at me” is our country’s new slogan.

The man reportedly sold the shop a pair of Leatherman pliers for $37

I didn’t want to fix that flawless God-given typo but I heaved a huge sigh and did it anyway

I want to know more about this “foot stamp fraud”

Not that good at Tetris, eh?

I kinda wanna start fucking with people online by finding a bunch of weird things guys say to women online and say them to groups of guys to see how things end up. Would be pretty amusing.

With comments like these, I question why I check the comment section.

Well, here’s my personal experience. The most comfortable position for me would be knees at shoulder length. There’s room to go a few degrees less if the metro is full and you snatch a seat. It might get a bit uncomfortable but manageable. If you’re talking legs together, it’s painful and you might as well stand up

you can also use them to play monopoly.

I’m trying to figure out those attachments. Pencil eraser, pile driver and tealight candle?

Try refreshing the page, first. It does that (or appears to) when you’ve left the page unrefreshed for too long.

MOAR STARS

AH. I should have figured. Also, dat owl ok? He looks like the Wealeys’ third stringer.

I was once a boy in middle school. A girl that I liked could have been wearing a NASA spacesuit made out of my grandma’s couch cushions and I would have sported wood.

I suspect he actually traded it for his daddy’s love. Growing up with a narcissistic father who certainly played mind games pitting him against his brother for approval (though neither could compete with darling daughter Ivanka) really fucked him up. It is a shame he caved/couldn’t break free. But not terribly