I’m getting more and more convinced that my mother and father were the only "we"

I hate it when men don’t pull out or pull over

Seriously, what is that even supposed to mean?

I hate those words. They aren’t even funny as satire.

What? It’s just a fucking shoplifter AND A CHILD AT THAT! If a suspected shoplifter doesn’t stop when security tells them to, you catch up with them, grab their arm or shoulder and ask what’s in their bag,and if they still won’t cooperate? THEN YOU ASK THEM TO COME TO THE MAIN OFFICE TO EMPTY THEIR BAG.

Are you telling me that the mangled arm I found in the sewers wasn’t the remains from an amputation at the hospital?

Men don’t gossip, they “discuss events”

Seeing as my sister’s birth took 36h, I’m just going to say “same” in my mother’s place.

‘Tyatzmir’ sounds like a really cute name for a Saint Bernard.....

That’s just a decorated spongecake......

Maybe I’m being a killjoy here, but I can’t be the only one who thinks the term“same-sex marrige” is hella misleading/confusing?

Elon is getting tons of free exposure on Reddit and https://mobile.twitter.com/forexposure_txt?lang=sv (it’s a musk read)

I’ve heard that the corgis are well trained.

Did you see the Muppet collection?

Woops, they weren’t flats. But they’re not exactly dizzying either.

Have you tried any Riekers? I think there’s this Aravon that’s supposed to be real good as well

This made me think of that time Irregular Choice launched their absolutely-zero-fucks-given collection

Tastes weird......kinda bland, like white folks

But it’s a Swedish company