I find that it’s also heavy in the “will bear your child and be a proper wife” department

I love the fact that no one loved those memes more than Biden himself

More like

They are coming from the east! They are destroying our beautiful neighbourhoods with their curry canes!

Don’t you, like......get it, bruh?

Five minutes into the new society

There’s got to be a word for people that are still maintaining the mindset they had with their previous privilege. Whole or partial.

New dick, new perspective

“I may be the one benefiting from this, but it’s totally just me acting in your best interest”

Just gonna throw this out there.

Have your dad picked him up before? If your son is used to a specific person in a specific car coming to pick him up, disrupting the pattern leading to an event could cause disassociation with the event itself. Like, if the driver or the car changes then he isn’t going, because that’s not how you get to grandpa and…

I learned that the hard way and had my education plan crumble.

Wait, don’t you get your card back before they hand you the drink? That’s the way it works here anyway

Hey, don’t feel bad about it. Sometimes it’s better to take the safest route.

I’m currently dating my PS4...

Holy fuck....not suggesting, but stating how the night is going to go down is messed up on several levels. No good sex comes without consent and conversation. In my opinion, if not both/all participants are enjoying the act, nobody will be able to enjoy the act.

That’s awful.....but it’s a good thing you didn’t have to waste too much time on/around them

I once found out, after thirty thirsty minutes of flirting, that the guy was a white supremacist

TMW you share values with Mitt Romney