Trump, says Oliver, is like a gold Sharpie — “something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is actually just a cheap tool.”

Now he just uses regular Pence

I wonder how she introduces herself? Like this?

When people ask why you should have the right to terminate your own pregnancy

“This sports writing doll breached the last bastion of masculinity left standing this side of the shower room,” he lamented.

I hear Bobby is smelling kinja good now

I need this in moss green NOW

That’s why I keep a bonesaw in the trunk

On-lawns then?

But what about ‘boys will be boys’?!

Those are not the parents I talked about. Being taken advantage of when you lack the means of getting vital information on the subject and all you want is to protect your family from furthermore misery and grief is not being entitled.

As long as it isn’t the two women getting married or if if had been another man, it’s all good. Now THAT would have violated the sanctity of marriage!

Hearing those things and being on the spectrum myself....it’s not that they shouldn’t vaccinate their child, it’s that they shouldn’t have a child.

and that all unvaccinated people who have been exposed to the disease have been asked to stay home from “work, school, child care and other public gathering places for three weeks.”

We all know you need to try every beer at least twice before you find ‘The One’

Well, I’m of to a good start.

I’d defenetly hit that (with a car)

If I was just a little bit less of a ‘privacy’ person, I’d just call her up like