Nah, but if you found out that a restaurant had dubblebooked your table and you got angry? They’d treat you to some delicious pavement.

Nah, wine FOR dinner is what’s hip and happening.

Even though it’s not on my mind much anymore, I needed those words.

Reason.

He would if they were beautiful babes.

I already addressed this

I was just about to make the same comment

Wait... nontoxics? I’ve been using neurotoxins as cleansers up until now. Are you telling me I misheard AND misinterpreted the whole ‘better for nature’ thing?

Ah, the clip got added after I made my comment and I forgot to edit :/ I’m a bit scatterbrained at times.....

I always appreciate a good pun

I’m speechless...

‘Shooting yourself in the foot’

I’ll put rhinestones on the grenade launcher right away!

That’s hilarious

People never fail to disappoint.

*Native population looks into the camera like they’re on The Office*

......what?

Stinky does not approve of this appropriation

If you say something enough times, it becomes the truth.