Which is why Sky calls the programs—excuse me, programmes—Football AM and Football Saturday, right?

He’s barely touching any of them, clearly they’re all flopping.

We are all just salt in the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind doo dodoo do dooo dodododo dooooo

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO PUT CHEETOS IN MY MAC AND CHEESE BEFORE?!?!?!

*sigh* not nearly as sinister as model agency reps. hanging around outside of eating disorder clinics :(

Additionally, you have to wonder if some of the initial doubt from the jurors about the credibility of the witness was at least subconsciously informed by some racial bias.

I lost my best friend with shizophrenia to suicide and it was one of the worst things I ever read. If anyone ever said such things about her to me they’d get straight decked. The stigma is terrible. Love to your brother. Living with it takes immense strength so I know he’s strong. I couldn’t have hated it more.…

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

Looking down an interviewee’s blouse is super duper professional. As is day-drinking and smoking Luckies.

Yup. I had a friend in high school who developed earlier than most of us (she was probably a DD cup by age 14, while still being thin), and she was constantly getting in trouble for “dress code violations” that were not at all against the dress code. As an experiment, she and another friend who was very flat-chested…

I had a girlfriend in middleschool who was an early bloomer. My mom kept telling me how inappropriately she dressed and how she needed to “cover up” and lots of “If I were her mother!!!” shit. I was like “mom she’s wearing totally normal shirts...she just has a bigger chest than others” and my mom was like “well she…

I was once told “You only got this job because of your tits” I looked her up and down (really women?) and said “Then I can’t imagine why you are here”

I was a DD forced into a corseted bridesmaid top. Shelflike doesn’t even begin to describe it.

I'm pretty sure I read a gym response in which they claimed she should have been wearing proper athletic attire or whatever. They have no denied that it happened. Unless I missed something...

My mother is captive to that sunk-cost fallacy bullshit, and it’s literally ruining her life.

I think they should start adding challenge to the dick pic. Maybe have it taken in a strange location. Maybe have your dick appear as a massive throbbing tower as it merges with your city’s skyline (nothing like a dick that dwarfs the Chrysler Building). Make the recipient take a moment to question how the dick pic…

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

I love that explanation for bangs and can’t stop laughing at “crushed railroad penny.”

Uh... Is this... Are you sure... Nah. Nope. Nope. Bye.

Holy shit. I DID have a sticker that said "My Other Car's a Beetle, and It's Pretty Easy To Steal, Like Many Cars of the Era" on the press car that week!