This is so interesting. I read the first 2 Anne books and loved the movies as a middle schooler. Even when I was that young, I found it odd that Anne was.so.obsessed with Diana and all of this romantic language was used to describe Anne's feelings towards Diana. And then how Anne acted when Diana finally married…

I wasn't kidding in my original post, it pretty much means anything.

I mean, I've never passed a pile of shit with mushrooms growing on it that I haven't wanted to stir fry, so I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

That Jetsons' reference bothers me more than I thought it would. Possibly because I've spent the last three weeks watching Next Gen from start to finish, and I may have reached full saturation. BUT COME ON. Star Trek is RIGHT THERE. It gives me the sads.

This comes in response to a recent incident where a man mistakenly ate psilocybin mushrooms that he found growing in the wild, then spent the next two hours hallucinating

as a father of two, not that my sex makes a difference, skip the two stages of snap n go and then stroller, and get an uppababy g-luxe (under 100$ used) and use it from day 1 (with a towel for neck support). it reclines almost to 180deg, weighs 11 pounds and opens and closes with one hand.

Sometimes I think people who get a ton of plastic surgery have a dysmorphic view of their own appearances post-op. It might be similar to when a person first discovers makeup - a subtle daub here and there is not enough. They go out with their faces caked in it for a good while. When people first start getting plastic…

Sigh.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAAAAAT?!

And we're not talking fresh pears. CANNED pears. Cheese and fruit only work when the fruit is fresh. Or it's apple pie.

I can't for the life of me understand why no one has started a thread of their pups pre and post summer shave. I'll start. Here's Mopps.

I love lobster. I really think I could eat it every day for the rest of my life (though the cholesterol might make my life considerably shorter). And yet, lobster ice cream sounds horrific GTFO cutesy dessert shop(pe, because you know they'd spell shop with two p's and an e).

I'm going to say it: I hate this haircut on pomeranians. It makes them look like deranged stuffed animals.

Well this explains a lot.

DON'T USE THAT WORD THAT'S OUR WORD. Also, as a native Masshole from a town that also carries lobster ice cream (and the person who suggested lobster ice cream!) it's only the tourists back home who eat it too.

Angry dogs show their teeth, if the little guy was pissed enough to prance around on his hind legs I imagine he was all teeth for two days as well.

Heh, I too am blessed with a thick-thighed man (serious cyclist) and he has a pair of gym shorts that are positively indecent. They have a two inch inseam AND slits on the side. I sometimes fear that merely doing squats in those is going to get him on a sex offenders list.

This is such dude logic. OWN MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF SHORTS.

The Doctor and his associates agree with your diagnosis.

5" inseam?! That's going to cause problems. I liked it when cargo shorts were somewhat in style because when I'd go camping, I could load up those huge stupid pockets so all my gear wasn't on my back. And remember those funny hammer loops? Also held a hatchet fine.