THIS.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself get fired by the Bulls.

Pantone swatches will be provided at the bar.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

I’m ready to hate him for that shirt alone.

my vote: Brett Simon.  That’s some unwanted closeness. 

Okay, I had ten minutes of free time.

Zoe says it happened when she was 19/20, which would have been 2007/2008. Per IMDB during that time she starred in the following movies:

“It can only become [a blender].”

It turns out Mitch was wrong.  Escalators CAN break down

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

That escalated quickly! 

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

So one way to make them less scary is to have them narrated, that’s for sure. 🙄

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

“Yeah, but it’s a dry humping” -Arizona Cardinals

Simple but ruthlessly efficient.  Eye applaud you on this one

This is good Kinja!

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.