Eddieee did not give affection!...

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

The beard’s a good choice for Matt

If Matt Patricia wants to go into hiding, all he has to do is shave. 

Well, Arod will also annihilate the Lions....he would probably do it with two broken legs in a Rascal scooter. 

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

And Jalen continues to be hella sassy.  He is a treasure

Kinda figured Petchesky would be all over a story about smashing watermelons. 

I will never not take the chance to post the best watermelon video ever.

God yes.  I'm going out of my way to tell anyone and everyone to watch that show because I'm terrified of it being cancelled.

See also: Mort Crim’s recurring bits on Detroiters, an excellent show that not nearly enough people are watching.

Looks like someone’s ready to be defended by Draymond Green!

2K7 is a perfect rendition of my face scrolling through that list

Here it is:

His interview on Morning local FOX 29 TV several years ago (in Philadelphia) was epic. The anchors were in tears because he was so dumb.

I have a possible gif of the screen:

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Terry crushes toxic masculinity!

59. Yard Sale