+1 frightened old white people.

“Despite strong gun control laws, white woman brutally shot by alien”

Fox News tomorrow

I think she enjoyed it to be frank. Furter, she’s ok, so no harm done

But it’ll only take one time to ketchup to McVay.

I relish the fact I have never been hit by one.

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

This establishment is just a publicity stunt by Ayesha Curry to troll on Houston and it’s culture.

“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

How dare you omit the most important fact about this man?

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

If this doesn’t have you almost in tears, nothing will. The writer of this piece even says “if this scene, and Phillip telling Stan “my whole shitty life you were my only friend, my life was the joke, not yours” doesn’t get Matthew an Emmy, then nothing will.”

it’s a power move! He knows the jacket is ugly! But he’s going to wear the HELL out of it

Oh no...this is so sweet

It’s low key ugly and I kind of love the hell out of it.

If anyone’s on Twitter, Matthew tweeted the sweetest thank you to the fans and signed it “Matthew & Keri”.

please, someone, buy me this jacket

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I didn’t realize Steve Nash had come out of retirement.

You deserve a galaxy

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.