Fuckin’ sellouts.

As a parent of children right now, I sorely miss The Good Old Days of Sesame Street (read as: “before it became the all-Elmo-all-the-time show with which to pacify infants”).

Can you really call what he does playing golf? Just cheating and driving around and trying not to pop a seam on your manziere?

Amazingly topical.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

On days that end with “ber”

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

Now we wonder, “what won’t they bend over for?”

I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.

She’s also quite pretty, which would help promote the show, at least in the beginning.

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

There is no way someone hasn’t recognized her. There is something larger at play here and the whole thing stinks. Someone has to be protecting her identity, because there’s loads of evidence, especially since the security footage is pretty clear. WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING HER?! The circle of lies keeps curling out. …

There’s an instagram that is documenting all of the outfits on SATC which is GOLD. Tangentially, they have a website that sells a couple things, but the best part is that it’s called Miranda Solidarity. And they just created a tshirt that says “We Should All Be Mirandas”. Sadly, the preorder is closed...

Jeez Jon, lighten up. I guess that’s just nacho bag, baby.

Well played!

Depends; are they Richard Petty Motorsports fans? Because losing is a tradition as well.

Sssshhhhhh you’re making too much sense

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?