Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

+9.8 m/s^2

details of how exactly he fell are not known

I’ll take it

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

VO work has to be the best gig ever in terms of money to be made vs level of effort you need to put into it.

No.

In fact, you should get more. A lot more. And then sell them by the roadside.

Saint Drew - the patron saint of HOT TAKES

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

+1 too sexy for this take

Wrong Said Fred.

“You’re never really woke,” he said. “You’re always awaking.”

I think the series should’ve ended with the previous episode. This one... was mostly blah.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Unfortunately, the hotel’s attempt at valet parking is off to a really rough start.