Is Evans supposed to hate everyone who voted for Trump? Am I? Ehhhh. Too much effort.

Fake news!

True. He can probably sit better than Donald “I’m the big boy” Jr.

Okay, presentable.

“What is 69?”

Arguably one could say raptors peaked a couple years ago in Jurassic World

There is no evidence Jared Kushner is competent.

Would also accept:

large adult sons run the country

You just KNOW those two guys in the background are talking shit about him

“Sorry Jerry, I just want to play plutocracy.”

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Bianca del Rio gif party right here, right now. I will get things started:

Were it about her wanting to go back to school, or maybe take up yoga or even if she was genuinely interested in changing careers, totally. I would be an extreme bag of dicks for shutting her down.

I think she (assuming exile is a she) is correct though - pyramid schemes are more often targeted at women via social media, both because they’re a more likely target market for the products (which are often clothing and beauty products) and more likely to be stay at home parents who can be recruited via promises of…

Here’s a reenactment of a discussion from three years ago dealing with MLM’s.(we didn’t even need the money):