so if Michael Bay would remake Birds, it would be simular to this

Racistface. So hot right now. Racist face.

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact…

Really? *clicks to end* OMIGOD.

Fyi, there's a very bizarre borderline porn/NSFW still at the end.

"Pony" should be dubbed over everything.

Im squinting to try and figure out that clingfilm top, its pure the emporer's new clothes! Its essentially invisible, I mean I know they have to wear some crazy shit but the model had to be like wtf when they handed her a hanger with nothing on it. I just imagine a whole load of fashion types talking at great length…

It looks like it's made from saran wrap.

Watch Broad City, in the meantime!!

I live!

This one looks a little pissed and I don't blame him. Those boots are very undignified.

I feel your shame, believe me.

"Aggressively stupid" is wonderful. I can't think, right off hand, of anyone who is as aggressively stupid as Lochte. Maybe the occasional Housewife, but I would never admit to knowing anything at all about them. Me? Nuh-uh.

But didn't you find it horribly uncomfortable to get through? It got to be like nails on a blackboard for me, because I do love me a beautiful man. But this? Nope.

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER!!! THAT FACE!!!

Shelter dogs are the best. Mine is the cutest, even when she gives me the Kubrick eyes.