What kind of dog is Roo? She looks like my Holly, who is a King Charles Cavalier/Pekingese mix and also makes a similarly derpy but adorable face.

Dude! You picked the best dog name ever!!

LOOK. AT. THAT. FACE. <3

Ahh! That face! So adorable.

I should've included a photo in the original post! D'oh! Anyway, here's our sweet boy seeing the ocean for the first time. (He was slightly excited.)

Linguistically speaking, it means "hungover", but it's usage depends entirely on how well your favourite hockey team did the night before.

"cock-snappingly"

How the hell did you get a hold of number 3?

It's what's on the inside that counfffffff

Oh, goodness, yes.

oh god. I do my damned bestest to forget those movies exist. I saw a human centipede decal either IRL or online, and, even that was nope nope nooope (think a hundred of that octopus gif). I really hope come Valentine's day the thought: "Oh, DayWalkingGinger is probably watching THOSE movies right now" won't pop into…

I know it's not yet V-Day, but marry me?

I am totally not crying. Nope. Not at all.

I am seriously can deficient right now!! LMAO

Texas women, please step up and vote. I'm not even in your state and I bought a Wendy Davis bumper sticker.

Some people are not happy.

True Story: I once almost accidently kissed Jean Ralphio at a bar in NYC when I turned around quickly unaware that he was immediately behind me. Now that was a nice surprise.

Oh yeah, you win.

Marry Michael B. Jordan.