Fixed that for you.

Aww don't feel bad. Spain is a weird place. I spent a week in the country and could not find ONE SINGLE THING TO WEAR (US size 16/18). This is a huge step for them, and says a lot about what women in their country go through, anytime plus sizes start at 8 and one of the country's major retailers are JUST starting to…

Yeah, but a 40 isnt really a US 8. More like a 10-12. And considering it is a Spanish line (smaller cuts) I would put it closer to the 12..

More like Lana Del Boca Vista

Where's the NSFW tag?!

Here are my thoughts:

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

I guess for Instagram things are getting... hairy.

I wear cheapo "bikini" style Hanes or whatever that come in the 8-pack at Target. Just enough coverage for my booty, and my vajazzling stays in place!

I was about to eat something when I come upon this. Now I am not.

OH! I miss this video. Thank you so much.

I hear ya, sister. Mine nailed itself shut.

Hahaha human haemorrhoid...

Hey! I've found another person who says that their vagina dries up when dealing with douchey dudes.

That struck me as incredibly funny. I think I peed a little.

Brilliant!

Lite beer also scratches his balls when your mother is around, the asshole.

Light beer belches a lot and has a Nascar sticker on his F-150.

Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.

that pretty much makes light beer your gay husband