No it’s after I take off a shirt I wore...sometimes if she’s sitting next to me, she’ll try to sneak a lick in but I stop that immediately (because a.)gross and b.)IT TICKLES!) She’s also recently taken a liking to licking my boyfriend’s shirt armpits too. He went to put on a shirt the other day and thought one of our…

Why thank you! Roo McClanahan is a handful, but I love her so!

Oh hey, girl hey!

LIES!!!!! ;)

I just want to smooch that face!!!

I do a ridiculous voice for mine as well but couldn’t translate it to typing...it’s that bad...

Mine doesn’t eat the crotch out of my stuff but she will lick the armpits of everything I own trying to get that deodorant off.

Her name is Roo McClanahan...for obvious slutty reasons.

I would like to kiss her snout real good-like!

I tell my dog that she’s the prettiest lady in all the land every single day. But only because it’s true!

This cannot be real! Carp are the angry hobos of the sea world!

Same.

I never knew that one could pair a pocket square with a jacket made out of sweatpants material...

I’m gonna start calling everyone I see today “crispy”.

I wish I could like this 100 times for the sole reason of accurately using the term “murder” in reference to a group of crows. Well done, I say!

I mean really, this whole thing is for the birds...

Pretty much.

Yes, this is a post about poop.

My brother is actually better at laundry than I am...and I kick a$$ at laundry! Watching him fold t-shirts is a thing of beauty actually. Suffice it to say, his wife is 100% ok with him doing the laundry.

Viggy Viggy Viggy...you’ve been a bad monkey!