No way! Justin Bieber is the worst and I refuse to believe this!

My thoughts exactly! That’s actually the best part of this review. Murdered to death...but still 2 stars because you don’t want to be a dick about it.

Still my favorite Yelp review to date...

Remember when?

Along the same lines, while some people get annoyed/offended when some dipshit revs his engine really loud or peels out of a parking lot, I look at it as a very loud and obnoxious way of telling everyone within a mile radius that you have a micro-peen. It’s a PSA.

This. So truthy and honest-like that it hurts...

“in case any of you live in Santa Monica and want to go grab a selfie with Cuba Gooding Jr.”

Look I’m not going to even try and compare going to a Kidz Bop event to reporting live from Syria or any other war-torn area but shit, Jia...you deserve an award for this. At the very least a hug and a warm blanket...

“I’m sorry, child...but you must sit

This still remains one of the best sports gifs of all time. Tied for first with this gem in my opinion:

The only thing hotter than Common is the sound of his voice...gets me all hot and bothered in my nether regions. Also is he wearing lipstick here? Don’t care. Still smokin’ as ever!

10 minutes!?!? Too long...feels like homework...

Will pay all the monies for this!

This still remains my favorite story from that entire election year. Uh, Tom Morello wants nothing to do with your entitled white boy shenanigans, Paul!

Is that true? My misanthropic attitude has gotten the best of me yet again...

Bless you for bringing this into my life!

Think Kardashian meets baby prostitute who’s very unsure of herself...

Vocal fry and upspeak are why I hate my generation. Now get off my lawn, you hooligans with your rock music!