I’d follow him anywhere!

Me too! I usually only shampoo once but if it’s more than once, I always sing this little tune.

Been wanting to use this gif for ages. Thank you!

The best part about this article, is I’ve only read the title and my day is already 300% better. Thanks, Mark!

David Greene interviewed her on NPR this morning and she was not very pleasant. He admitted that she was not an easy interview but of all the shows to be a dick on, Morning Edition seems like an odd choice.

I love you!

This should be in his IMDb profile...this and only this.

My face whilst reading this depressing story...I weep for our future.

*googles “genital painting”. Not disappointed.*

That panty line offends me MUCH more than the dress does...

HSN’s white trash cousin who will never be as cool as HSN...EVER!

Get in line, Erin! I can’t wait to be Mrs. @Fart!!!!

Super Blood Moon? I’m always prepared!

So he’ll be making candy full time now?

Did Donald Trump do this turd’s interview?!?! Those comments are uncomfortably Trumpesque!

Perfect.

I totally read this in his voice too!

Burn alert!!!

JIA!!! Where on earth do you find these nuggets of internet gold?! God bless you!

Bristol Palin’s horrifying stalker sent her a coffee maker and says he’s moving in. [TMZ]