“Hey buddy!”

I wish this was actually printed on the stunt double’s t-shirt...I also wish those shirts were available to purchase...SOMEONE MAKE ME THIS SHIRT!!!

I don’t know why I find this so funny. The noises of utter defeat the drone makes at the end just really made my day. Thank you, Clover!

KEITH WILSON FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!!

That was my favorite fan comment. Might have to cross-stitch that one into a pillow...

This has always been, and always will be, one my all time favorite gifs!

Why didn’t Kluwe write this one? WHY?!?!

A large salad but NO salad bowls?! Not on my watch, Obama!!!

How I feel about millennials...Ansel Elgort/Ansel/Ansolo in particular.

I admit I was worried that you wouldn’t live up to Magary but God damn it, Christopher...you’ve stolen my heart! Can you and Drew please consider taking turns with the funbag on a regular basis? I’ll pay you with friendship and loose change covered in stale gum from the bottom of my purse. Please think it over...

YASYASYASYAS!!!

God I loved “They Came Together” so much...I might have to watch it again when I get home.

“a collab with producer Clams Casino”

“Angry parents with medium-well kids are also flooding Honest’s Facebook page:”

I remember watching a special on this guy and how “hard it was for him to meet the right woman.” Um...nobody feels bad for you, buddy...NOBODY! Also call me...I don’t have enough lower back pain in my life.

I feel sorry for the poor sap whose job it is to collect these samples.