Anything by Rhye usually gets my ladybits ready for coitus...

Was thinking the exact same thing...until I realized he successfully got the theme to The Nanny in my head which will most likely stay there until the end of days.

All the stars to the art department for throwing this gem together! May have to frame this one and put it on my nightstand...

God bless you!

I drunkenly danced with him at a bar in Dallas a few years back and based solely on his dance moves, I would. I would demand that he not talk at all during though...otherwise it’s death by face-sitting for Mr. Cuban.

I feel you, NomNom...I’m only crying because I’m so happy for them!

Thank you thank you thank you for this, Erin! You’ve made this Jez reader’s life suck a little less today and I appreciate you.

Perfection!

Hopefully he is riding his dolly across country, pilfering moderately-priced wine from snooty diners everywhere.

I gotta be honest, if all annoying bridesmaid/groomsman dance entrances ended in a hilariously tragic fall, I’d go to more weddings.

BRA. VO!

Thank you for posting this! I hate reading through all the, “You really should have done this...” or “the best thing to do for the dog is this...”. The point of this story is that these two people went through something very traumatic together and came out stronger for it. I’ve volunteered at animal shelters and agree…

Oh you mean the guy who starred in “Corky Romano” and directed such blockbuster mega-hits as “Battleship”?! Yes, let’s please hear more of his enlightened thoughts on transgender issues!

I thought Stephen Jenkins replaced Marky Mark in their kick-butt Steel Dragon cover band?! Unless they play “Stand up and Shout”, I ain’t goin’ to one of their shows!

Legit searching for that hashtag on all the social medias now...thanks a lot!

Captain Church? Mass is great but it still cuts the roof of your mouth...

It’s like if Scientology started selling yoga pants!

Marry me!