When the fries cost nearly as much as the burger I stopped buying.  

It blows my mind they didn’t make this game with the free-to-play model. Seems like a no brainer with how much money those games generate and this would have easily gotten a large amount of active players early on. Even with the price as low as it is, I just don’t find it appealing enough to spend $30 to find out that…

Eh, probably the safest way to respond to an angry contingent of folks on the internet. Also, the more previews I’ve seen, the more the voice has grown on me.

This reminds me to go check if Super Rub-A-Dub is still on my old PS3.

Seriously we need to stop this idea that Charles Martinet would be a good mario for 90 minutes. He does a fantastic job with the short quips and reaction lines but god if you hear him trying to do long form mario it is just grating and awful.

It’s like, we get it Kotaku. You’re still really bitter that Nintendo won’t give you advance codes for their games anymore. It’s super super unfair.

The truly baffling American desire to police other countries.

it might appear worthless at first glance, until you think about the secondary market of providing fodder for blog posts for sites trying to fill out their quota

I'd rather Nomura focus on Pixar and Disney Afternoon instead of Marvel and Star Wars. :/

a game, released in 2022, using cheat codes to unlock something faster instead of microtransactions? did I jump realities or something!?

I feel like we need a discussion on what goth means.

why are you wearing that stupid man suit

They have to do the separate buttons instead of a D-Pad because when you’re playing two-player and each player has their own Joy-Con, those are their A, B, Y, X buttons.

Prequel Lady D dating sim, let’s goooooooooo!

Not a clue, but the article suggested he wasn’t. Only ever played Male Shep and chased only Tali. Ever. Tali is love. Tali is life.

You know what? I always wondered WHY the Snu-Snu Amazons from Futurama grabbed my attention so endearingly as a 13 year old hormone monster.

I can’t wait for the inevitable videos of “Whole Gundam Episode But the Gundams All Move At The Speed of the Real Life Yokohama Gundam”

THAT’S A HORSTACHIO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Doug Tennapel is the frustrating case of a very talented artist who writes enjoyable stories and is also a terrible human being. Thankfully, the list of such people is very small.

I’d add Cromartie High School to the list as well.