I played it on a Game Boy, so...

My best friend and I are mailing each other duplicate fossils so we can each complete that portion of our museum faster.  Each one is accompanied by a letter with a random Jurassic Park quote.

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

If she can skate I bet the Panthers will hire her.

Rather than raise the bridge or lower the road, they should build a ramp leading up to it and let trucks Dukes of Hazzard that shit.

Too subtle. These are American motorists we’re talking about. Nothing short of an ED-209 will work.

Crap, I downloaded every single one of them except Luxury Cars SUV Traffic (it sounded pretentious). With those incredible, not-at-all-low-effort icons and names, who could resist?

I can’t really say any of the music from GTA 4 and 5 really stick in my mind. It’s all pretty forgetable to me. Unlike Vice City’s perfect soundtrack.

“with flawed logic about things”

So if she had Galaxy Notes on her would she be counted as a suicide bomber?

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

You can only get robbed at gun point so many times before you decide the pay of the job isn’t worth the hassle. Good on these clerks for breaking their destructive habit of being the victim!

Fixed the title for you.

”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?” 

Shout out to the amazing view this person has outside his residence.

Wait wait wait....Demon Wolverine is the baddie?!?!?

She later learned that it was just some random cosplaying her boyfriend.

Do not think of these as glitches... Just think of these as happy little programming accidents.

Yeah, Ryu should put his shirt on. Even Mika has her nipples covered after all. What a manslut he is.

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