“Edward and Wallis were deliberately marginalized, both out of straight-up animosity and the need to clear the decks of the old king to shore up the new one.”

Che is such an insecure little baby. Comedians love to play tough guys who tell it like it is but always lose it at the smallest amount of criticism.

Fuck the monarchy as a general rule, but damn it’s wild whenever a story involving Wallis Simpson doesn’t also note that she was, you know, a Nazi. Kinda one of those things that should follow your name around forever. 

The show has only been nominated for a total of 6 Emmys, and four of those nominations have been for Ted Danson and Maya Rudolph.

“It’s simply the teeeest! Better than alllll the tests!”

I lol’ed at that and wanted it to go on longer. Wouldn’t have minded some West Side Story either.

I wouldn’t be surprised. The Good Place committee is terrible at their jobs and didn’t seem to notice or, perhaps in reality, care that nobody was making it into TGP for 500 years. Maybe they don’t care because they understand that it’s terrible where they’re at.

This comes to mind every time I see someone get owned, either in real life, or in the movies:

It wasn’t that good either. I was thoroughly whelmed.

I don’t care.

No Thanks, who wants to sleep with grandpa???

The Trump administration has begun sending asylum-seekers to Guatemala regardless of their country of origin.

Who cares? He’s got a close enough look once you perm his hair up real nice.

Hot take: Joaquin is awesome... I appreciate him calling out the Hollywood private jet hypocrites (cough cough Leo). I also find his love for his betrothed very endearing.

Cap lifting Mjolnir, Spidey’s return, and Avengers: Assemble were the loudest cheers in my theater. 

Cap wielding Mjolnir would 100% be my choice for an Endgame scene. 

Thank you, I refuse to believe that the Franzia family has anything so ostentatious as swarovski-encrusted wine cave.  What’s next, a golden bathtub for your gin?

I’m pretty sure billionaires—wine cave owners or not—have a lot more sway in picking the president than the rest of us plebes, Jane.  But thanks for showing up to prove your moral and ethical superiority.  Class warfare is pretty ugly when you’re in the 99%.

Probably because she could get away with it in 2013. And I very much doubt that she’d have deleted it this time if social media accountability wasn’t as mainstream as it is today.

I don’t think that the issue here is the *existence* of the wine cave. It sounds fancy, but it’s a practical thing that exists.