Lol - while Jennifer spends the rest of her life living on the beach with her doggies, smoking the finest herb California has to offer, and spending her Friends money.

“Pauly had his own goddamned MTV show for years.”

I mean, so does Rob Dyrdek, and I wouldn’t necessarily chalk that up to talent. 

I think part of the problem she is having right now is that she is naturally pretty deep, but at the end of the day is just kid (and honestly a kid with a kind of shitty education), so she gets put on the spot a lot and sounds stupid.

I freaking love this show. Like way too much for a woman my age. I’m very excited for season three. 

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

In case you’ve forgotten, Time’s Person of the Year in 2016 was Donald Trump.

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

When it's a garbage monster whom you fully expected to buy his way out with a checkbook and his cousin's borrowed walker, yup.

You can when it’s a rich and powerful white man.

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

And Tennants American accent is way better then other English actors(looking at you Cumberbatch).   Although there is no reason Reed couldn’t be from the UK, although if Tennant used his real accent Reed would sound like Scrooge McDuck

Well, if it’s anything like the last three movies, the guy playing Johnny Storm’s going to be the best part and end up playing a much more interesting character in another MCU movie.

Beg pardon...is she standing in front of a floral vagina?!?!?

Indeed. Both of the first two were practically perfect.

What it REALLY doesn’t need is CGI. Oof.

Billie Eilish so aggressively wants us to think she doesn’t care about image that I’m pretty sure all she cares about is image.

I dunno. Taste, much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

re: cover image - Sorry, but if yo’ titties look like that, the dress doesn’t fit. Those things are being smashed to within an inch of their life.

Nah. Cap’s shield is just really easy to lodge into trees

I will only accept this if it’s a full length adaptation of this SNL skit

[New revision to a very old joke]