Ugh a review that went about the task in a serious manner. AV Club and I09 went about this in much funnier way. Or the NYT -

What can we say, we like the D.

I thought white women were responsible for Trump in the White House.

If only Jezebel had a sports-focused sister blog.

One of the contestants in the Hallmark Christmas dating show should have been her high school boyfriend, who now a doctor but also her partner in the town’s gingerbread house-making competition, without which her family’s restaurant will go out of business 

Between this and her “thank you for not making me look stupid” rant she just gets a giant eye roll from me. No one was making you look stupid, it was a segment that has been done many times before (Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Ellen...) And we get it, you’re 17 and “edgy” which means you’re an expert on everything and get to…

It’s not the world we live in. That’s a quote from someone who has a very thin skin and who is suffering from sunk cost - financial, emotional, etc.

I love this excuse because of how wimpy it makes all the movie performers seem. Actual broadway casts have performed this musical in furry suits, actually dancing for prolonged periods, without the magic of editing to cover their rest breaks or climate controlled multimillion dollar movie studios.

I voted for Vapes because they’re fucking everywhere and there’s no avoiding them. The only time I ever know that Soulcycle is a thing is when I come to Jezebel.

If we all collectively agree that Vapes will win (lose?) this tournament, can we get a promise that Esther Wang will never write a stupid article about how much she loves vaping ever again?

I picked the Kardashian’s over Kanye.  I know he is one of them, but its a matter of numbers - there are so many of them, and they keep multiplying. One vs. many - gotta take out the many since they split them in different categories.  

Yeah but what about her grandson John Candy? 

They’ve got a Trump-like character in the trailer so there could still be Nazi-punching.

Ghostbusters remains one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time, and I have no idea who this movie is supposed to be for. Who cares about the car? The ghost traps? For fuck’s sake, no one loves Ghostbusters because of its fucking ‘mythos’.

Nothing says, “I love you, sis” quite like a modern-day griddle. It’s oppressive, much like conversations with extended family members around the Christmas tree who may ask, “Who is James Charles?”

Macquarie Dictionary

We won’t be fooled again by his comments. 

Also, isn’t at least one of them (probably both) incredibly racist and misogynistic? PASS.

Behind the scenes possibly fun fact: One of the key plot points wouldn’t have worked if Rian hadn’t gotten some feedback.. Rian originally wanted Ana’s character to be Cuban like the actress is. Ana and her mother’s actor are both Cuban, and the little sister’s actress is Puerto Rican by way of NYC.

Her album was not a big hit and her singles went no where. Why would she get this award? Critics didn’t care much for the album either. It’s like she got the award just for being Taylor Swift.