Terry Crews?

Yeah, when are Christians finally gonna get accepted in America?

let Russia continue to fuck our democracy.

Maybe teleportation, because fuck flying. With flying, you get bugs in your teeth, the potential to crash into other shit while flying, other people wanting a ride, people shooting at you, et cetera.

BAMF! I’m wherever I want to be. Fuck flying.

By and large, you should not touch another person’s car nor should you have a reason to. When someone double parks, they’re telling you they’re more important than anyone else and they’re encouraging you to take them down a peg. You lose your car protection rights when you infringe on everyone else’s rights.

Get your facts straight before blowharding yourself into oblivion.

“Kind of adopted” would be where a man is the father-figure day-in-day-out in a household for most of a kid’s life, has proposed multiple times to the girl’s mom, has a biological child with a girl’s mom then officially adopts the rest of the girl’s younger siblings (in a legal precedent for unmarried couple - which…

Damn it, you’re right. But Troy is still way hotter and 15 yr old me watching them finally do it was like the most exciting thing everrrrrrrrrrrr.

JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE

RuPaul inducts a new member into the Drag Race Hall Of Fame (though we all know who the true winner is)

I never have any idea who Armie Hammer is. I just cannot get past the fact that his parents named him Armand Hammer.

Is that a Liefeld drawing? That’s bordering centaur.

So you understand it exists but want to pretend it doesn’t because it hurts your feelings? That’s the standard mediocre white person response. Not sure why you took the time to write it out like that.

YOU CAN’T FUCKING APPARATE ON HOGWARTS GROUNDS!!!

Honestly I wish they would remove the fantastic beasts part and just focus on Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Also remove Johnny Depp and bring back Colin Farrell.

I love the buttered popcorn flavor. It’s my #1

How do you think she would have felt about a blockbuster Miramax/Harvey Weinstein movie where she’s portrayed by a supermodel-gorgeous actress? Rhetorical question, but Salma Hayek’s protests seem particularly ridiculous to me.

Sorry, but I’m not with Salma on this one. They eyebrow thing; yeah, they should redo it.

Because many Mexican-American girls would enjoy playing “brilliant Mexican Woman Artist” the same way generations of WASPy girls had tea parties and ‘overnights’ with lilly white Barbie?

Finally the prestige series Battlefield Earth so richly deserves.