Im intrigued by Google’s bus line that runs across Lake Erie.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Died before she turned 17. You’ve got a teenagers face on a dating app. Weird.

Wow you really buried the lede here. They used Anne Frank to sell a dating app. Anne Frank. Advertising. A dating app.

It’s funny because Ayn Rand used her ideology to convince a married man to have an affair with her but then was appalled when he used the same ideology to cheat on her.

Grey’s Anatomy is legitimately one of those shows I was convinced went off the air around 2010.

I fancy myself as an amateur birder in that I don’t record birds that I see, but I do like to point them out and note random factoids about them to anyone I am with.

You do know that vast majority of women who work don’t have the luxury of taking off a “solidarity” day. Most of us can’t take off 4 hours of sick time, let alone time for frivolous observations of other people’s labor. This has got to be one of the most privileged tone deaf pieces I have ever read on Jezebel. Just…

Honestly, I was nodding along to this blog until I got to that line, and then I realized I was reading the manifesto of a lunatic. Burneko needs to be institutionalized. 

Birds are good. Did you know that if you give a struggling cancer patient a bird, it magically transforms their cancer from being their number one worst affliction to their number two worst affliction?

Yeah. I’m generally a Nolan fan, but have to say I hated Insomnia. It was painfully generic. I’d say it’s only noteworthy at all for a rare villainous performance by Robin Williams, but even then, not an interesting one.

Helen Mirren and Tom Hanks’s New Years Rockin’ Eve

Probably

I can already picture the Dramatic Confrontation:

Now I need to know why Lisa blocked Kara on Twitter. Apparently I missed the story.

Wait, have I been deleting without reading hundreds of emails from Nigerian Prince David Oyelowo?!? Crap.

I just watched his on-air MSNBC appearance, and I beg to differ. Dude looks like he found allllllll the cocaine.

Do you know how fucked up you have to be to lose any and all custody of your children? Not only that, those boys don’t want to have anything to do with their mother. She has severe history of substance abuse including but limited to alcohol and cocaine. As mentioned, she was found unconscious from an overdose by her…

Good lord. He looks like “slender man.”

“I just met the guy with the van in the parking lot to see if there really was an underage girl to have sex with. You know, out of curiosity. Not out of wanting to have sex with her. Y’all are gross.”