Exactly

Boy you are young, aren’t you? I even sometimes forget they aren’t a couple anymore.

I am totally judging her for ditching Sadie!

probably BY spiders too, to lull us into a false sense of security

I swear!! It’s in the book! She’s fucking AMAZED at having her own email address. It. Is. Insane. There is no possible way she graduated college in 2011 (or whatever) and never had an email address. She’s in the first generation to GROW UP with the internet as we know it! But I guess we’re supposed to believe that…

What?! No. That is bullshit. Your college assigns you a fucking email address! You can’t download the readings off Blackboard without it!

Hearing this increased my adoration of her tenfold.

This was awesome & please keep doing these after the Oscars are over.

please do not stop explaining things

Call me crazy, but I think twitter was maybe meant for stuff like this. It’s surely better to use the platform to publicize movie openings than, you know, domestic and foreign policy “decisions”.

don’t forget her acting ability....really is Streep-esq

I haven’t watched this in years but BOBBY DIED????!! I’m sad now.

Well, I say this as a person, Joel;

Marvel’s worried about their new movie opening slightly lower than their last movie, which will be one of the biggest of all time?

One of my gal pals replaced “basic bitch” with “I bet she loves Michael Kors” a few years ago and I cannot recommend enough.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

I wasn’t planning to see the Post until I could stream it somewhere, and even then only if there was nothing else I wanted to watch. But now that I know Robert Redford is in it?! Yes, pls. Where do I sign up?

As far as I can tell, by past statements and behavior, Jennifer Lawrence is a fucking idiot.

He’d probably send Don Jr. to try and fight it

Talking shit to teens and shunning an entire state of valuable recruits because of his personal (and idiotic) politics?