I lived in Houston my entire life, and it has some amazing qualities: great restaurants, culture (a fantastic arts scene), not too far from the beach, and it’s one of the most diverse cities in the country. But also the traffic is terrible (I leave for work 3 hours early just to avoid it), and from May-Sept, you feel…

I knew someone who worked for Tilman Fertita about 20-25 years ago, and he was apparently, at least as a restaurant owner, a complete dick.

I convinced my mom to take 13 year old me to see Election when it came out. Very bad idea.

Please tell me that someone has called Blake Horstmann, BoJack Horseman at some point.

And John Lennon didn’t mean that The Beatles were better than Jesus, only that they transcended religion; and that people from all over the world and different faiths loved them and their music. That being said, saying Lil’ Nas is bigger than The Beatles is laughable, at best. If I was going to pick a group that…

Not to mention all the dipshits afterwards who acted like he wasn’t “a real man” because how dare he show any emotion after suffering a brain injury.

I’m gonna use this as an excuse to post some Sebastian Stan appreciation gifs.

Not to mention Vince Wilfork’s sense of fashion:

“It is a food which at a certain time of night, under a certain disposition, hits a certain spot.”

I’m curious if they’ll go into her relationship with her kids. I recently read a biography of Hedy, and one part that the author sort of glossed over was the fact that when he was 11, Hedy shipped her adopted son James off to boarding school, and essentially never spoke to him again. Also, it wasn’t until after she…

I feel like the bigger news should be that Mayfield looks like every used car salesman in Jacksonville.

And yet the Texans, who have an overall losing record, just recently got rid of its racist s**tbag owner (cuz he died), and have had almost as many starting QBs in franchise history as the Browns are still more beloved here (the individual players are great, but my god the actual organization).

I have to imagine a guy who was in a rock band in the 70s was probably snorting everything under the sun, smoking like a chimney, and drinking like a fish. Same goes Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.  

Exactly. Her mom is a former model, and her dad, while looking a bit worse for wear now (but really who wouldn’t after all the drugs he probably did) was exceptionally good looking in his youth.

“So there you go, Tampa. You’re what people settle for when they can’t live in Cleveland.”

I feel like he’ll be fine cheering on a guy nicknamed big dick Nick.

Edmure Tully and Bronn def. would have. 

My main issue is the sole. It’s weirdly thick, and I hate when the back of the sole extends past the main body of the shoe.

I’m assuming she’s not one of the Bronfman’s involved with NXVIM? 

Wha da fuq? This looks even worse than I could have possibly imagined.