“By the way, Cowboys fans are no better. They’re all cul-de-sac garbage from Highland Park and Frisco who congregate at Jerryworld because that’s the apex of fine culture to them.”

I’m not saying Dark World is great, it definitely isn’t, but much like Ultron, there are some great moments. Iron Man 3 is the only MCU movie that is pretty unwatchable for me.

I have two. One: when I was 8, I was really inspired by the track and field athletes at the Olympics and decided to make my own hurdle. I used a piece of MDF. My front leg went over fine, but my back leg caught the wood, and I cut open the back of my knee, where I still have a scar. Two: when I was 6 I jumped from the…

I honestly believe that they could release a snuff film of Trump murdering a small child and a puppy, and his supporters would find some way to justify it.

Oh oh, I’ve also seen a duck gang rap. Truly traumatizing!

This reminds me of when I went to Ireland and people there tried to convince me that possums are cute. 

“Rosen is a Jewish Atheist who wore a “Fuck Trump” hat.”

So the guy with the swastika tattoo is not a nice guy? I’m shocked I tell ya, just shocked!

Designing Women is one of the rare shows that is immensely re-watchable. Which is an excuse to post some clips:

This is the same company that trademarked “Princess Aurora,” a character that had already existed for almost 70 years before the movie.

Oh my God, yes! Stockard Channing for the win.

I just started watching it, and yeah definitely not the worst thing ever. It’s very clearly a satire, and everyone is pretty awful. I also love Dallas Roberts and Carly Hughes (Etta Mae) on American Housewife.

Well, he probably does, since you know, he’s actually a part of them.

As a former overweight teen who had revenge fantasies about the bitches at my high school, I’d be totally down for A Count of Monte Cristo type tale. Too bad, this sounds awful.

Earlier this year I went to the Jimmy Buffet musical (yes it’s a real thing) because I was given free ticket, plus a free parking voucher and drink ticket; and I figured what the hell? There was a surprising number of 30 somethings in the audience. And in case you’re wondering, it was 2 1/2 hours of my life I’ll never…

You’ve never eaten any actual Mexican food, have you?

Dude, I’m from Texas and I still can’t believe Dallas has a team

I picture it being along the lines of VEEP, which as far as I know has pretty good ratings, or at least is award winning.

Actually they haven’t released the dvds because of rights issues with the music used on the show.

I’m surprised they aren’t calling Fox News out by name since they would name drop/make fun of people all the time during the original show.