And really, I’ve watched every episode of VPR, and I couldn’t remember who that guy was until I read it.

True, just ask Ariel Sharon. But I, as a 6 yr. old, definitely named him after the character in The Little Mermaid :)

“My heart is heavy today as I witness the toll that the events of the past week have taken on the Buckeye Family and the university community that I love so dearly.”

I had a male cat as a kid named Ariel (after the Little Mermaid) because we thought he was a she until we took her to the vet. My current cats are named Jethro Tull and Janis Joplin (Jethro and Janis for short).

I’ll never not think of Savage as Kmart Nic Cage from now on.

“If I thought I could get away with it, I’d dig up Bud Adams’ fat ass corpse and slap his fat ass face for not letting us keep the Oilers name and logo.”

Alcohol does NOT make someone a racist, a homophobe, anti-semitic, or sexist.

Best board game movie ever:

Get Out?

It might be one of the worst songs ever written. I wanted to find out what song it was, so I typed in “terrible song about thunder” in Google, and it was the first result.

For good stupid movies, I also enjoyed Game Night. Jumanji was also way better than I thought it would be.

“Dray shows up because what else is he doing?”

No mention of Washington’s racist football logo?

I guess TB will have to console himself with having to be married to a billionaire supermodel. Poor baby.

I feel like you guys should do one of those polls where you ask people in the office if they would sleep with this guy.

And you know these are the same idiots that have no problem with Trump, a married man, having an affair with a porn star. Because apparently quarterbacks should be held to a higher standard then the President.

Well, they also air something called a corn hole competition; which isn’t nearly as sexy as it sounds.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year...

Wait what? How did he “get off lightly”? There was an investigation, and AMC didn’t find enough evidence to substantiate her claim. Should he have lost his job based solely on accusations, even if they were false? Also, I’m really sick and tired of people in the comments on this site saying “Well, her statement sounds…

“I never set out to ruin the career of the person I spoke about.”