Tesla is weird like that. Any normal business guy would say dont build a car company in CA or Germany but they did it anyways. CA they could argue they didnt know better but Germany was well after they had been dealing with all the pains in the ass from CA. Maybe they thought it couldn’t be any harder than CA or…

Why is Tesla messing with building cars in Germany? They could just settle for some other European country- one that is cheaper and less picky- and build them there for the EU market.

“These people comparing the two are either disingenuous, morons, or both.”

We knew that at “MAGA hat crew” and “Clay Travis” already, though.

I like how the MAGA crew trying to whatabout to Watson means they have to pretend to care about sexual assault now.

When someone asks “What’s the demographic for Twin Peaks restaurants?”, just show them a picture of John Gruden.

That’s a long way to drive just to disappoint her.

I've never even thought of him as someone with a mother. 

Nothing like trying to stir up nostalgia for something that is still the status quo.

I dunno, I think Mario looks pretty good

Now that Ted Cruz has come out as Italian American, I would like to come out as Cuban American. For too long did I hide in the closet, ashamed to be known as a Cuban American because of Ted Cruz existed.

Thank you, Tederoni Cruzallini.

The Fortnite movie already happened, it’s called Ready Player One. (Which Luke argues has literary asperations, something I would disagree with!) Anyways they will do it, it will probably suck, we will survive.

This belongs up there with why someone thought it was a good idea to make an Emoji Movie. 

Cruz is a waste of all our time. 

Good Lord, it’s the 80s all over again.

Pedo guys are gonna love this beer.

I bet the production quality will not be in line with legacy manufacturers 

Donald Trump has never had a fucking friend in his life. Not one. He is a miserable piece of shit that when he dies no one will miss or give a shit about. His obsession with AIDS is telling. He had one man that he called a “friend” really he was the mentor that Trump learned all his evil ways from, Roy Cohn.

AIDS is a dog whistle here, he and his ilk still see it as a gay disease so saying the people coming here have it makes them that much more ‘other’ and ‘wrong’.

You’re telling me that after 40+ years of fucking with porn stars, NYC prostitutes, cheating on his wives and being an all around debase scum bag, that Donny is board of health certified clean?

That guy lies so easily.