Because it’s fun to watch the Tesla Stans LOSE THIER SHIT anytime anyone point’s out a valid complaint about Tesla.  Much like Steve Job’s there is an almost cult mentality with their fans.  They can do no wrong.

It’s like the ultimate in ironic hypermiling. You drive as smoothly as possible with no consideration for the drivers around you, but you don’t actually do it to go anywhere therefore making it an even bigger waste of resources.

This is like the electrified version of rolling coal.

A friend of mine has a Tesla and a pretty elaborate home charging station with solar and batteries. He’s in the tank for Tesla. A few weeks ago it wouldn’t start, and it took literally six days before a towing company could figure out a way to even remove the car from his garage due to the incline and layout, and the…

So you are saying my friends Tesla that we AutoX has no chance of getting this? Can they do the opposite and give low scores the ability to turn off stability control more?

If Tesla wants to expand it's market share, they're going to have to start caring about build quality.

It’s about a... wait for it... car.

Doug Demuro was critical of this in his Plaid review as well, and he’s a known fan of Tesla in general and had high remarks of the car otherwise (plus it was brand new so that lady’s criticism doesn’t apply). The people who buy Teslas seem to not really care about this, and the people who do care are likely not going…

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There’s no penalty to dying so it’s worth a laugh

It doesn’t actually surprise me that they ate pb&j and orange slices. Those things are pretty popular with athletes of all kinds because it provides carbs with just enough protein and fat to prevent your blood sugar from spiking.    I agree though, you need at least a 30 percent jelly bit to get the peanut butter…

NBA Players known to eat PB&J as well.

I mean, this is a Ubisoft game, after all.

I have no idea what Kim Kardashian looks like. The second I’m not looking directly at her, the image vanishes from my memory. It’s heaven.

IMHO Ben Affleck was great in Gone Girl. 

You would think if they’re going to include that particular easter egg, they would make it a positive experience for the user, and not punish them.

Having actors do an accent is my least favorite translation convention. Imagine Chernobyl with everyone doing a Russian accent. If you’re not going to do it in the native language (which would be hard with medieval French even if you hired french actors) then just have the actors speak in their normal voices. It’s not…

Does anyone else hate it when people with NO acting or comedic talent get asked to host SNL? Jeez, when I was a kid I remember there was a slight bit of whining one week when Sting was the host...Sting!...because he hadn’t done much beyond music. Now Kim “I can lawyer from home” Kardashian meets the bar for talent?

I certainly hope so. The Cancun bit last year was priceless.

Kroger owned stores exist pretty much everywhere too. 

I get the regional thing, but any kroger grocery store should be compared too.  Especially since I don’t know the last time I saw a Boston Market...