Rappers are struggling to innovate. We had a guy wear a giant clock around his neck and another one carrying a chalice around. Now, it’s gonna be sensible shoes and Mr. Rogers sweaters. BOOOOYYYYEEE!

People just don’t want to believe it. They go, “How could they have developed a vaccine so quickly?”

I wish the owners of the RipTide the best of luck in attempting to surf the shore break in the background, which appears to be breaking in about a foot of water and two feet from shore with no swell in the background. I suppose that’s why they’re still racked.

I’ve been trying to tell people this, it’s got more time behind it than the polio vaccine when that came out.

no diddily, no doubt

No, you can run over BLM protesters with impunity.

Nope - turns out that in a dangerous situation that you can avoid, continuing on makes you a guilty party as well. You don’t get all the liability, just not the ability to claim total innocence.

C’mon, this is Jalopnik! Can’t we work together to crowdsource the owner’s names via public license plate data?

Let’s go over the checklist:

In case folks are curious, here is a great read on just how long this particular vaccine has been in development: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/01/21/fact-check-covid-19-vaccine-nearly-20-years-making/3873247001/

Can’t wait for rappers to start bragging about their fly new Neds.

Here in Minneapolis we get the same shit, except they’re always Chargers instead of Camaros. These cars appeal to the absolute worst people - it’s a high-horsepower car that you can finance regardless of credit at 30% APR, and the marketing and image is the same fake tough guy crap of “this is a MAN car that only MEN…

Oh, look. Poorly driven Camaros with plainly visible license plates recorded putting the public at risk whilst being typical mullet-headed buffoons.
Please crush all 3 of those cars.
And a few other Camaros that happen to be nearby, just to show ‘em we’re not fucking around here.

Assholes in Camaros - Department of Redundancy Department

If you were to keep driving and the idiot t-bones or sideswipes you, wouldn’t he be at fault? Are you under a legal obligation to predict that a jackass is going to be driving sideways across multiple lanes of traffic on the interstate, or can you expect that he’s going to obey the law and stick to his lane?

How hard is it to find an empty parking lot somewhere?!

I really want a big, old pickup, or maybe something a bit bigger like a dump truck and when drivers do stupid things like this I just pretend like there’s a brake or accelerator problem and “accidentally” cripple their car. In this case, all of the cars...

Lol, if they were coming back from the shore, their camaros would look like this: (plus I want to start spreading the rumor they crossed state lines so the feds get involved)

Hookers in Rehoboth? I’m thinking more Jersey Shore. Anyhow, these jokers should have kept driving south to the Bahamas with their Exxon credit card.

When they find those dead hookers from rehoboth in their trunk they will wish they just kept driving to the dump point.