Bezos’ ego has immunized him to the reality that he has become exactly the kind of corporate hack he ran circles around when building Amazon, the kind of useless, know-nothing twat who threw a fit anytime they didn’t get their way and ultimately tanked companies (even their own) and markets out of spite.

This is great, within a few years I'll be more machine than man. 

The Liberal-Jewish-Muslim-Atheist-Silicon Valley-Hollywood Elite-Illuminati wants to put a third microchip in me?

All these motherfuckers watched too many 80s action movies.

Here that, unvaccinated people?  Better go get your first two shots so that you can get your booster.

Took the old Polestar to test the new Polestar and was not disappointed.

Talk about a 5th gear.

Erik, car enthusiast: “Get these damn cars off my lawn so I can play a round of golf at a course with a greens fee higher than the total value of my car.”

“Get these amazingly crafted moving works of art out of there so that we can play an old rich person sport”

Could they just die, tho? 

“Unvaccinated sperm could be the next Bitcoin”.

He’s using that word as he’s deliberately trying to rebrand himself as the victim of state-mandated feminist anti-male sexism yadayada. Recently he was involved in an open letter in the UK accusing the courts of being biased against men.

Gotta love the kind of “boycott” that means you have to wait an extra three months to get paid millions for your new film while you keep on making millions doing perfume ads for Dior. Being an abusive movie star really is the pits, isn’t it?

Let’s set aside the Amber Heard stuff for a moment.

Less a boycott and more just going where the money is. People aren’t interested in seeing him in movies anymore (for a variety of reasons). 

After a time, celebrities begin to think that they are entitled to be celebrities, when it’s always been a temporary title.

Pepsi has to be able to legally buy a weapon of war.

So for this to be serious...

But where this fails as an explanation is that a Harrier doesn’t really seem like a “joke prize” to me. Individuals can and do own warplanes (whether they can be legally armed is another issue). If you go to an airshow, you’ll see people show off their warplanes. Yes, you can imagine that Pepsi didn’t think anyone…

You keep using that word. I don’t think that means what you think it means, Johnny.