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First day on Jalopnik?

*Spare me the “I’ve been here since Jalopnik was in the womb” or w/e, please*

If he would have switched parties he could have just stayed in office. 

Yes, but its a NYC based car blog. And I don’t know a single person in NY who isn’t skipping around with glee celebrating this dickhead’s (political) demise. They stretched a car story out of it, so, I’ll give it a pass. 

This is a pretty random article”

Nothing to see here, just the Jalopnik writers at their finest.

Sounds to me like he - nor any GOP candidate or currently elected officials - has any platform or real issues to run on so he plays the race card to gin up the circus idiots. I'm sick of these folks honestly. What's funny is that they will hilariously accuse anyone for calling them out on their bullshit as the "real

I’m pretty sure she chose to complain about “Tigger” so she could say 83.3% of the n-word to a black person and get away with it.

So a Fallout 4 default setting has become a candidate?

For all her formidable comedic talents, Applegate also has one of the all-time great “icy stares of death.” It is Don Draper levels of intense.

Is that even a picture of a person? All I see are indistinguishable beige blobs. Fucker looks like boiled chicken.

Not something I’d personally put in a “Dirt Bag”

I don’t care how often celebrities bathe since I’m never likely to be in their sniff radii, but I’m crushed that Christina Applegate, who is very funny and who by all accounts seems like a lovely, charitable and all-around quality human, has yet more medical shit to deal with.

Jesus Christ, has the poor woman not been through enough shit! A true warrior. 

Regarding the “eco-conscious” part, I’d like to see some cross-referenced photos of the unwashed celebrities’ mansions, since they tend to have impeccably manicured grounds. If you use 7 metric tons of water on your grass every day, I’m going to side-eye you about the 17 gallons (American average) you saved by

(seems like that maybe should’ve been the focus of the article?)

Haha celbrities are so dirty. Haha

So Christina Applegate is diagnosed with MS but whether celebrities bathe or not is the lead in this article?  Stay classy Jez.

You do understand that if you have enough wealth it generates income for you? Imagine a savings account on a massive scale. Then imagine paying little to no taxes on your capital gains. Then imagine hiring people to move around what is left so you don’t pay taxes.

If after the obstruction of justice, the foreign grift, the corrupt pardons and the attempted coup, Trump gets nailed for tax evasion.... well, I guess it will have to do.