That guy must be happy, he could brag afterward that he got demolished by James Harrison 

Who’s more trustworthy than Bob?

Nooooo!!!!! 

To warn us about our extended warranty 

Because Dungy is a moron 

Oh I’m so glad Jon Hamm is back, he was one of the best parts of the show last season imo 

Pretty sure that’s poisonous 

Although he could also be in sunny Mexico right now

I would just have it so everyone there would have the headstrong loud personality of Susie

Yeah they made Hitler look like a pathetic lunatic that could barely stand on his own, definitely not what I would call glamorizing 

Does it come with that dog? I could use another fluffer 

What’d the polar bears do to you?

You’re right, he could be vacationing in Cancun instead. 

He was really popular with the lady elk, what is he going to do now?

Maybe he really likes following really strict rules? lmao 

Well he clearly thinks it still is. lol 

Do vampires have mothers?

Yes they should have that exact alarm go off with the same volume if it detects that someone is asleep. 

I’m sure the Germans went home and laughed about it 

Not the biggest fan of the look of the rear of the car, but I’m happy they still use buttons for basic stuff