Eww low rise was the worst, let’s just not 

Nooo it can’t be! 

Yeah Chernobyl might have been better with some eastern european actors and all but I’m glad that Jared Harris and the others didn’t try to do it 

Turkey is only good as a vessel for yummy sauces and that’s about it. Maybe I’m also jaded because of my grandmothers very overcooked turkey 

I’ve only seen them while visiting FL, they’re virtually non existent out west 

It’s worked for Captain Crunch all these years 

Maybe one of those beast grilling spatulas? I think throwing a crockpot would work too lmao 

Gotta keep it cooking related so how about instead of a tire iron it’s a spatula or pan 

Worst I’ve seen are those bright 90s esque jackets but that was typical of everyone anyway 

“Sorry our ice cream machine is busted”

I tried for nearly a year and gave up and just bought it off Ebay. my job doesn’t allow me to stare at twitter all day 

He talks an awful lot for someone who’s cancelled

Cierra tus ojos 

Didn’t Texas make it so Teslas can’t even be sold there? lmao 

These have never let me down before!

I’ve seen a lot of British publications giving it great reviews, not sure if it’s bias because well duh or if it’s really worth watching. Granted the people on here are pretty pessimistic sometimes

Honey you don’t look anything like Jennifer Lawrence lmao 

You should see the craters that exist by the Firehouse Subs near my house, Neil Armstrong would shake his head 

That’s super ironic of a Mormon to say that tbh 

Buzz Lightyear edition