Yeah they made Hitler look like a pathetic lunatic that could barely stand on his own, definitely not what I would call glamorizing 

Does it come with that dog? I could use another fluffer 

What’d the polar bears do to you?

You’re right, he could be vacationing in Cancun instead. 

He was really popular with the lady elk, what is he going to do now?

Maybe he really likes following really strict rules? lmao 

Well he clearly thinks it still is. lol 

Do vampires have mothers?

Yes they should have that exact alarm go off with the same volume if it detects that someone is asleep. 

I’m sure the Germans went home and laughed about it 

Not the biggest fan of the look of the rear of the car, but I’m happy they still use buttons for basic stuff 

This looks like it was made on Paint lol 

Eww low rise was the worst, let’s just not 

Nooo it can’t be! 

Yeah Chernobyl might have been better with some eastern european actors and all but I’m glad that Jared Harris and the others didn’t try to do it 

Turkey is only good as a vessel for yummy sauces and that’s about it. Maybe I’m also jaded because of my grandmothers very overcooked turkey 

I’ve only seen them while visiting FL, they’re virtually non existent out west 

It’s worked for Captain Crunch all these years 

Maybe one of those beast grilling spatulas? I think throwing a crockpot would work too lmao 

Gotta keep it cooking related so how about instead of a tire iron it’s a spatula or pan