“Buy tickets to Cleaver”

Anyone who believed that the Taliban would be “new and improved” have been asleep for 20+ years.

OLIVER! ❤

Depends on if the person who’s talking about it has untreated schizophrenia or not 

Need to cut off their internet access me thinks. 

They think our little hands are too small for the big manly steering wheel.

The worst for me was probably Arkham Knight, while I really liked that game it was a huge stretch for Batman to keep his no killing rule after he electrocuted and ran over goons in the street

Seems kind of pointless to even have it then?

Super diarrhea is pretty life changing yo 

Not a lawyer obviously but I just don’t know how they can justify some random person getting $10,000 in a court ruling, when they have zero damages. 

Except the weird dresses that only religious fundamentalists would wear

To all the people in 2015-2016 that said “Don’t try to scare us with the supreme court” go and fuck yourself. 

Mine is going to be red, like the blood of my enemies 

I think everyone saw the Lexus Predator grille and said “how can I do this but worse?”

That’s all we’ve ever asked for honestly. 

It’s copyright now

The kids can figure it out, however Kinja as usual will fail for some reason and it won’t work for them. 

I didn’t get it either, I think SNL is probably one of the least funny shows I’ve ever seen at least recently. Probably a “safe” choice 

Also next level genius moves from law enforcement that didn’t keep an eye on him and now are going “whoops he’s gone!”

Not everyone with OCD has a strong aversion to germs, that’s mostly a lousy stereotype. But that also goes for a need to have things organized, so..