Hey sometimes it’s really hard too, especially when they’re drunk

I used the ejection button (yes all my cars have this) and I escaped the crash safely.

They always say this, it’s almost like it’s total BS or something. These people are hopeless. 

I want to buy a Polestar but can’t afford it :( 

I will only ride a turtle on my commute, rain or shine. 

Better make it 3, he needs his Happy Meal on the way home. 

All the plastic in her body has finally gotten to her brain

If it was an accident why wouldn’t he just tell park rangers or her parents, etc?

I watched it at home on HBO and had to use subtitles because I couldn’t understand anything. I also have a surround sound system so maybe that’s why 

In the attire he’s wearing in the header image I get strong Charlie Kelly Oil Tycoon vibes 

Problem is Bezos would probably want a new stadium which the people of Denver will definitely not want to pay for so he’d probably move it out to Commerce City lol 

I’m going to fine him $200,000 for making me look at his doughy ass face

This route is only possible if you either don’t work or have a job that allows you to stare at your phone all day, trust me I’ve been trying this method for 10 months 

Barely, even the scalpers are low on stock in my area. 

You might have to be in the Sony waiting room for 45 minutes instead of an hour just for it to be out of stock now.

I don’t even recall when I last saw this marvelous gif and I remember loving it, thank you for bringing it back into my life. 

Samir’s co-driver definitely did not have a good time

It made me cringe so bad I debated even commenting at all but decided to when others starting complaining about it 

Biden’s going out west to visit a lot of states right now, hopefully it’ll continue through the weekend 

It’s like they’ve gone full Twitter Grifter